Sunday's Guide to the Galaxy

Friday, September 22, 2006

9/11 on Film

Hey everyone,

Last week I watched two 9/11-related movies. The first was the much-discussed Path to 9/11 on ABC. The movie covers what happened from the first attack on the World Trade Center in 1993 to the attack on 9/11. It centers around John O'Neill who works at the FBI and spends years directing and participating in efforts to catch Bin Laden and other Al Qaeda until he finally gets fed up with the buearcrocy and inter-agency fighting and quits, only to start work at his new job on 9/11. And what was his new job? Head of security for the World Trade Center. Talk about unlucky. And right out of Shakespeare or a Greek tragedy. This is one of those situations where truth is indeed stranger than fiction. And that's the thing. The entire time I watched this excellently made mini-series, I kept thinking, if only this were just a movie. That it was instead, based on all too real events just kept breaking my heart. As for all the controversy, Path actually isn't political. If you want it to be, I'm sure you could find reasons to be mad about how Albright or Rice or someone was portrayed. But that's so not the point of this film. True, most of it is focused on events that occured during the Clinton administration for the simple reason of timing. He was in office for 8 years during these events, while Bush was in office for 9 months. Path doesn't spend much time slamming Bush or Clinton though. It instead focuses its attention on the FBI and the CIA. Here's who came out looking good:

John O'Neill and some other agents in the FBI
Richard Clarke
A Phillipina policewoman who helped capture one of the bombers in the 93 attack
A US Border Agent (another woman) on the Canada border who helped prevent the Y2K attacks
A CIA operative named "Kirk"
And most of all: Massoud, the "Lion of Panjshir", leader of the Afghan Northern Alliance who fought Al Qaeda. And as CIA op Kirk said, the US never had a truer ally. Unfortunately, shortly before 9/11 he ends up killed by two Al Qaeda pretending to be a reporter and cameraman.

Who looked bad:
The CIA in general and George Tenet (who served both admins) in particular
Madeline Albright and Sandy Berger of the Clinton admin
Our Ambassador to Yemen when the USS Cole was bombed
Condoleeza Rice of the Bush admin

A few negative remarks were made about Clinton, but he was rarely shown. A lot of attention was paid to Bush's absense when the 9/11 attacks happened and the lack of direction provided. But that was pretty much it.

Even if it is unfair here or there, the story more than makes up for it. The acting was spot on (special kudos to Harvey Keitel, Donnie Walberg and Stephen Root aka NewsRadio's hilarious Jimmy James), the production quality was flawless and the story was always informative and at times riveting. I can easily say that it was the best miniseries I've seen since Lonesome Dove. And that's saying something. My takeaway is that we are too caught up in procedure, political correctness and red tape to consider ourselves safe, be it 8 years ago or today. Luckily the movie also demonstrates that whatever mistakes any agency or administration made, the true enemy is Bin Laden and Al Qaeda. Hopefully that's something all Americans regardless of their politics can keep in mind.

The second movie was United 93. After reading Creede's review, I ventured to my own version of Redbox at King Soopers and got the dvd. This film was much more condemning of the Bush administration because they were at the helm when 9/11 occurred. The FAA and the military were shown in a particularly damning light. In the first half of the movie they kept running around like chickens with their heads cut off, unable to believe what was happening - that this was a real life situation and not a test. The second half of the movie focuses on doomed flight 93 itself and that's the part that stood out for me. The realism was heart-wrenching. The plan devised by the passengers could have worked. And the tactics they employed to gain control of the cockpit were brutal but brilliant. It made me proud to know that there are still some people in this world who will put everything on the line, even when they shouldn't have to. I can only hope that every senator and congressman that we have remembers the sacrifice the United 93 passengers made to prevent that plane from crashing into the Capitol every time they debate a bill or cast a vote. Something tells me though, that this isn't the case.

Boulder Bumpersticker of the Day: Save an elk, shoot a land developer.

-sunday

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

September Movies

Hey everyone, I've seen a few movies in the past few weeks, so here are some mini reviews:

Little Miss Sunshine - Easily my favorite movie of the year. Stellar cast, great story, at times hilarious and at others painful, this is one of those movies you don't want to end. A disparate group of people take a road trip to a beauty pageant. They have one thing in common - blood. LMS manages to show exactly why you need family and how sometimes life's messy situations are the ones that end up meaning the most. Steve Carrell proves he's not a one-dimensional player here, but he is just one part of the year's best ensemble.

Hollywoodland - Or Hollywoodbland as Creede called it after listening to me gripe about it. This movie was fine. That's it, fine. It tells the story of actor George Reeves' suspicious suicide. Ben Affleck plays Reeves and somehow came away with Best Actor honors at Venice. He was again, fine (something tells me playing an out of work actor looking to get a role isn't a huge stretch for him), but if this is the best acting of the year, I need to turn in my frequent movie watcher card now. I started looking at my watch after an hour. Unfortunately I had seventy minutes left to be bored. I've yet to see its evil twin, Black Dahlia, but despite its 37 on the Tomameter, my guess is it'll be more interesting at least.

The Illusionist - I've bragged before about the power of my suspension of disbelief, but in this movie it failed me. The Illusionist is gorgeous to look at and the music by Phillip Glass is the best I've heard in a movie in years, but I just couldn't buy 1) the tricks and 2) the mystery. If I were to see Ed Norton performing magic live on stage, I would be impressed. But since it was a movie, I just kept thinking all of his tricks were CGI. Then, the mystery. I won't go into it, but it's called The Illusionist for goodness sake! Performances by Norton, Paul Giamatti and Jessica Biel were all great. Rufus Sewell stole the movie for me though as the villian. He looks like he belongs in the period - turn of the 20th century Vienna - and his performance was divine as always. Good news for Biel is this should elevate her for good from an endless series of teen roles.

Boulder Bumpersticker of the Day: It's not all going to be okay.

-sunday

Friday, September 08, 2006

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Hey everyone,
In the past couple of months Thomas has been secretly rearranging our netflix queue moving all sorts of nonsense up to the top, guaranteeing that I am bound to be disappointed. Examples: Flightplan, The Siege, 83 Charing Cross Road, Near Dark and Equilibrium. You may have heard of Flightplan (aka worst Jodie Foster movie ever), but the others are pretty obscure or old. And all of them are pretty darn bad - except for the first 2/3 of 83 Charing Cross. But the last third was dismal enough to earn an overall bad review. In addition, some of the films that I missed last year that should have been outstanding ended up disappointing/boring me. Yes, I'm talking to both of you, Corpse Bride and Wallace and Gromit.

Finally I had enough and reordered the queue. My first selection was Kiss Kiss Bang Bang starring Robert Downey Jr and Val Kilmer and it was awesome. It felt like a return to the glory days of the 90s when Tarantino penned scripts you'd want to watch over and over. As this film proves, screenwriting's what it's all about. And interestingly enough, the screenwriter, Shane Black, was one of Hollywood's fabled Young Turks back in the day - and its highest paid screenwriter. A couple of standouts are Lethal Weapon andLast Boy Scout to name a couple. Then he wrote a couple of bombs and disappeared. Now he's back, thank goodness.

In the movie, Harry Lockhart (Downey Jr) is a thief who lucks into auditioning for a role as a private detective in a Hollywood movie. In preparation for the audition, he shadows a real life detective, Val Kilmer's Gay Perry. The two go out on one of Perry's cases and in the course of events, dead bodies start showing up. In the meantime, Harry sets out to woo his old childhood friend Harmony (Michelle Monaghan) who's now a struggling actress. The three get tangled up with some bad guys and spend a few days trying to solve the case and exchanging lots of amusing dialogue. Some suspension of disbelief is required, as the plot is a bit unrealistic, but that's really beside the point. The point is the character development and teh dialogue. Particularly between Kilmer and Downey Jr. Both were typically excellent and it was obvious that they had oodles of fun making KKBB.

A sample exchange courtesy of IMDB:

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, f***head? Badly's an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish.

Kilmer's delivery makes it all the funnier. I can only hope that this duo is re-paired in the future. If so, we as an audience have a lot to look forward to.

The only downside was the casting of Monaghan. I disliked her heartily in Mission Impossible III and though she has a more interesting character to play in this film and doesn't do a bad job, I couldn't help but heartily dislike her in this film as well. Superficial as it may be, I think it's her face. Just looking at her annoys me. So in this dream future where Kilmer/Downey Jr amuse us once again, I hope they find a more agreeable leading lady.

Boulder Bumpersticker of the Day: I ain't bashful, I'm from Nashville!
-sunday

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Never 4Get

Spotted in the Broomfield, CO 9/5/06: An SUV shoepolished with

Never 4Get
Steve Irwin